THE RELATIONSHIP DIARY 02

RED SHEETS

To fight a war, they say men depend on their weapon while women depend on their words or silence. The problem now is Victoria doesn't know if she should stay silent or talk because this is definitely a war; one even she, the fighter, does not know the cause, what she is fighting or why there is a fight. She is about to lose two things at a time or no, she lost one but the second is at the verge or is it not?

She is going to lose her man and she already lost her virginity.  She has no regret of losing the latter but her Seyi? Chai! Can she cope? Will she commit suicide? Seyi is not talking, should she talk to him? Isn't he supposed to even say something after what they had; after he took her virginity away? But wait, did he? But Seyi is the first guy to have sex with her and it is her first experience but where is the sign?
Uhmmn! Victoria swallowed with a dry throat. She doesn't know whether to cry. She checked her pant again, nothing! She picked her phone, no data subscription. She can't call her mum, she has no sibling? She can't even tell her friends because she never told them she was a virgin anyway. Why did she tell Seyi? Now he won't trust her again.

"Hello daddy, please send 1k simi mo fe fi sub, no sir, yes, no the glo line, alright, eshey sir, bye". Her dad is now her only subscription resort since she does not have a boyfriend again. She felt a hot drop of tears on her cheek that was it, the key to the flow. Seyifunmi sat on the stairs tweeting "you know lies can be forever hidden except when you mention 'forever' you introduce time, who is a distant relative of truth.

Vic Toe Ryah...her username flashed through his mind. He could remember how long he didn't want to have anything with her till she was ready, how he had read and received advice from his guys on how to dis-virgin a lady. How at the last minute he wanted to say he isn't doing this only for the “Seyi you be guy na' thought that dropped in his head. “This girl try o. But the thing tight na and she was pulling her thigh closer. So, all na game abi she use tightening cream ni? I should have known better but Vic was just too innocent for that” or so he thought. 

“How to know a virgin”, he typed in the search box. She felt a soft touch on her cheek, she opened her eyes, “Seyi”! She had cried herself to sleep. “Vic, why did you lie to me?” What just dropped in her tommy? Is it fear? Or is she excited that Seyi talked to her first? Or that she was at least given the opportunity to declare her innocence.

“Funmi I didn’t lie to you” she answered.

“Ehen, so what happened to your” he pointed down.

“I don’t know” she replied looking downward. “Funmi you are the first guy to have sex with me” she was already crying.

‘toria but they say virgins see blood na, where is the blood?

“I don’t know” she replied. Or do you masturbate or mistakenly insert something?

“No” she replied.

Did you engage in sport?

“No”
Do you have any record of child abuse?
“No”

Have you had any toilet disease?
“No”
“So what could have happened? Except that you still have the guts to lie to me” Seyi said after his question section.

“Ah Seyi, I can’t lie to you, maybe we see a doctor”.

“A doctor?” Seyi snapped. “Are you listening to yourself at all?” “So wait, you will go to a doctor and when you get there tell him you are looking for your virginity blood abi?”

With that, he stood up. “I am going to watch the Manchester United versus Liverpool, when you are ready to tell me what happened, you know where to get me and if you are still sticking to your story and wondering if we are still cool, we are. You will remain what you are till I decide otherwise and sex is suspended between us till whenever I decide.” With that he went off.

“Well, a virgin is not indicated by blood flow”. That was what Vick had been dying to hear since they have been sitted in front of Dr. Kamal, sturdy and heavily bearded. She had decided she wanted answers to whatever was wrong with her and was in the way to the hospital but just decided to put a call through to Seyi to tell him. “Wait where you are, I will join you” was his reply and here they are.
“Just that whenever there is a penetration, the hymen which is the actual indication of a virgin gets broken and may lead to blood flow. In some cases the hymen may be absent and in some, present but no blood stain at first sex. Well, if you ask me, a virgin is not by sex experience but by virtue”, he smiled after concluding.
“Thank you doc, we just wanted to be sure she is fine”, Seyi said.

“A penny for your thoughts?” Seyifunmi asked. She smiled, looked at him and smiled again before answering. “I am just thinking if there is a next world and I am a female again, I won’t tell any first guy that am a virgin. If we see blood, cool I am, but if not, am not”. Seyi pulled her closer “whether you are or not, you are still my toria”
I guess we are about to tear off whatever remains there. After all someone said many of our worries do not exist.
                                  

#Joan